Clyde Hobbs Talked Dirty To 911 Operators, Oklahoma Cops Say

09/05/12 0 COMMENTS

(OK, the first thing I thought when reading this was, Is he one of my callers? lol!)

He apparently needed assistance — just not the kind 911 provides.

Police say that Clyde Hobbs, 72, called emergency operators in Oklahoma at least 17 times on Saturday. But Hobbs’ only apparent emergency was his insatiable desire for sexy talk, KWTV reported.

Hobbs allegedly made sexually oriented comments toward operators each time he called, and eventually led cops to come knocking. The Oklahoman reports that when they arrived at the residence, Hobbs’ wife answered the door.

When they found Hobbs, he asked, “Are you here to arrest me again?”

Indeed, this isn’t the first time the Oklahoma City man has made a 911 booty call. Cops said he’s been arrested three times for the stunt, including once in 2007.

Hobbs was allegedly belligerent on the way to jail. He was booked on charges of making false reports and his bail was set at $34,000.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/09/clyde-hobbs-called-911-to-talk-sex_n_1502536.html

Measuring Up: How Our Culture’s Obsession With Porn-Sized Penises Hurts Men

30/06/11 2 COMMENTS

Measuring Up: How Our Culture’s Obsession With Porn-Sized Penises Hurts Men
By Rachel Rabbit White, AlterNet
Posted on June 22, 2011, Printed on June 28, 2011
http://www.alternet.org/story/151391/measuring_up%3A_how_our_culture%27s_obsession_with_porn-sized_penises_hurts_men

In 2008, New York Magazine reported on a small group of men sitting in a bleak room on 13th street, commiserating, offering support, and trying to come up with something other than “small penis” to describe their “affliction”:

“We’ve been throwing around other names,” says John Miller, a stocky man with a therapeutic manner. “People have suggested firecracker or sparkplug as words with positive connotations.”

While New York Magazine ostensibly covered this “Small Penis Support Group” as an esoteric joke, the sentiment behind the group isn’t so rare. A small penis support forum, Measuerection.com, boasts over 10,000 members. A user named “Nubdick” sums up the movement: “I’ve been ridiculed and made fun of by women so much that I’ve pretty much given up. It doesn’t help that the media is constantly barraging us with ‘Size DOES matter’ — from music to TV shows and movies, even advertising.”

Then there’s a porn-world where every man is over 8 inches. In the phenomenon of monster-cock porn, in which guys (wearing realistic sheaths) give the illusion that a penis can rest on your heart. And let’s not forget the e-mail spam that tells my vacant hotmail account, “Rachel, she knows you aren’t big enough.” Or the rigid male gender roles that prize stoicism, that discourage talk of emotions or inadequacies.

In small penis support groups, there are a number of men who aren’t actually small but just feel like they are. And time and time again on the forums, standard sized men say they are going under the knife for penis enlargement surgery–a practice that is described as “experimental at best” by the American Urology Association. A study by researchers at St. Peter’s Andrology Center and Institute of Urology in London followed 42 men undergoing this procedure. Researchers found that most of them had “normal” sized penises–and after the procedure, only 35 percent were satisfied with the results.

American culture sends a message about the penis that is confused, at best. In the wake of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s dick-pic scandal, the theme that “wangs are ugly” spattered the Internet, the media (wrongly) assuming that’s just how most women feel. The Washington Post even ran a sweeping op-ed in which writer Monica Hesse mused, all too predictably: “How about a picture of you, sweaty, cleaning out the storm drain? So sexy!” And before all this, the first big laugh in this summer’s blockbuster Bridesmaids comes from the two main characters joking that penises are ugly and look angry.

So it seems like in American mainstream culture, “wangs are ugly,” but unlike the Greeks who dealt with penis anxiety by preferring petite genitals, we want ours super-sized anyway. Last year, a “kiss and tell all” account of how Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino had a “small penis” was passed around the Internet with zeal. Penis shaming, it seems, is culturally acceptable. Our mash-up mantra seems to be: wangs are ugly but we, as the ’90s club-hit chimes, “don’t want no short dick man.”

Full article at: http://www.alternet.org/story/151391/measuring_up%3A_how_our_culture%27s_obsession_with_porn-sized_penises_hurts_men?akid=7170.37489.QWKjdF&rd=1&t=15
Read the latest news at Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance

Dont be a Weiner, Call me on Niteflirt!

13/06/11 0 COMMENTS

http://www.photohostess.com/files/rzc3j5p8cn7sg7kuy5fk.jpg

Sorry I could not resist this! Makes me laugh every time!

MISTRESS EVA
1-800-TO-FLIRT Extension: 9439-577

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN

16/05/11 0 COMMENTS

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN:

(1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP.

(2) NOTHING: Means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED.

(3) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.

(4) WHATEVER: A woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU. (5) THAT’S OK: She is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

I am guilty using all these words! You are warned!

Mistress Eva…Your Deviant Queen!

www.DommeEmpire.com (My palace!)

A Sign? Man Bursts Into Flames at San Francisco Sex Shop

16/04/11 0 COMMENTS

http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/7/1/711928/1302900090063.JPEG

For seven years, Roger Huang, a pastor who runs a rescue mission in San Francisco’s Tenderloin district, has been trying to shut down the sex shops there. This week he may have seen a sign that his efforts are working.

On Wednesday, a man burst into flames while inside one of those porn shops, police said.

Could this bizarre incident be attributed to a higher power?

An employee smokes in front of the Golden Gate Adult Superstore in San Francisco.
“I believe so. I definitely believe so,” Huang told AOL News, adding that he hopes the unidentified man is recovering from the burns.

The police aren’t ruling anything out.

“We don’t know what caused it,” Lt. Troy Dangerfield of the San Francisco Police Department told AOL News. “It’s still under investigation.”

Witnesses reportedly saw the burning man running out of the Golden Gate Adult Superstore in the city’s South of Market neighborhood at about 6:20 p.m. Wednesday. The man ran past stunned onlookers and collapsed at the corner of Mission and Sixth streets, police said.

“There was an ambulance crew that was in the area — a private ambulance company — that witnessed this person collapse, so they [extinguished the flames and] called it into the dispatch center,” San Francisco Fire Department spokeswoman Mindy Talmadge told AOL News.

The man, whose name has not been released, was taken to the burn center at St. Francis Memorial Hospital, where he is being treated for first-, second- and third-degree burns that reportedly cover 90 percent of his body.

“He suffered life-threatening injuries,” Dangerfield said, adding, “He’s still recovering.”

According to KTVU, an employee said the man had been watching a film in the back of the store when he suddenly ran out screaming and on fire.

Sponsored LinksContacted by AOL News today, a man who answered the phone at the sex shop declined to discuss the incident. “I don’t know nothing about it,” he said.

Talmadge said a fire investigator is still looking into the case. Oddly, she said authorities have found “no damage to the inside of the building at all.”

So who knows what caused it?

“I don’t know if you believe in prayer,” Huang said, “but … the last seven years, every August, I go to every store and pray that it [will] be closed down. We have had seven or eight that have been closed down ever since.”

Mistress Eva: I feel very bad for the guy that got seriously burned. But imagine stroking your cock, looking at some porn or doing glory hole action and catching on fire! I hope the poor guy can explain what happened.

 Page 1 of 4  1  2  3  4 »