Is Penis Size a really big deal? Yes!

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Mistress Eva says:
OK, Is the media finally catching on to the fact that most men really worry about their penis size? Has it been a silent plague among men? No! All you have to do is watch late night TV and you see commercials for Extenze and other wacky penis bulking products! Also lets not forget about the porn they watch. Its completely unheard of to see a Porn Actor with a six inch dick! The small dicked guys get to secretly wish they had thick ten inch dicks. But no, why stop there! There is always the Supreme Black Gods with Twelve inch dicks that love impaling your white girlfriends and wives!

I hate to say it but yes, size does matter to me! The perfect cock size for me is a thick ten inch cock! I know because I have rode these cocks before. Once you have had a big cock, the little ones just turn you off!

I have been doing Phone Domination and Humiliation since 2002 and I have noticed a interesting pattern in men who finally realize they cannot please a woman. They become Bi-Curious. As this develops, they start acting and dressing like sissy bitches. Or they will be a sissy bitch first and then become Bi-Curious. Also many submissive men become interested in cuckolding. Personally, I think its a smart thing to do. You have a adoring woman in your life in spite of having a worthless cock! But as time goes on and they get less and less pussy they also become Bi-Curious. Lets face it, small cock guys can please a man. They have a good mouth and a tight ass to break in! Some of these men will actually turn gay. Ive seen it happen over and over again!

This article’s average cock size was 5.6 inches. Pretty funny huh? Where do you add up? Ready to go panty shopping with me?

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A new study has found that 30% of men worry about the size of their penis – regardless of how big or small it actually is. Tom Sykes reports on the male anxiety that just won’t go away.

These days, boys have the internet to feed their insecurities about the size of their penises, the poor things. During my schooldays, our first point of reference was the infinitely less threatening Adrian Mole.

Adrian was obsessed by the size of his “thing” and spent much of his diary taking a ruler to his member and chronicling its growth (and occasional depressing episodes of shrinkage). Thus, on Tuesday March 17 he wrote, “Measured my thing, it was 11cm,” which led to hordes of boys taking their geometry cases to bed with them, and then, a few months later, the all-time classic penile entry, worthy of Pepys himself, “Just measured my thing. It has grown 1cm. I might be needing it soon.”

Mole was getting ahead of himself. It would be many moons until poor Adrian really did need it, and he suffered agonies of doubt in the intervening years as he fretted whether his penis would be big enough to avoid humiliation, if and when it was finally revealed to his beloved Pandora Braithwaite.

How ironic that it was a woman, Mole’s creator Sue Townsend, who zeroed in on the real truth about male penile anxiety – that it’s what’s going on in the mind, not the boxer shorts, that really counts.

The same conclusion is drawn as part of new research into penile anxiety carried out by David Veale, a psychiatrist at King’s College, London, who specializes in the subject of body dysmorphia (obsession with an imagined body defect) and published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine (JSM).

Veale asked 43 men, who also agreed to have their penises measured, to agree or disagree with a series of ten statements (available here) such as, “Others will be able to see the size or shape of my penis even if I have trousers on,” and “Others will talk or laugh about my penis.” He then correlated their anxiety levels with their actual penis size.

And guess what? Having a mighty mickey doesn’t make you any you less prone to penile anxiety – which almost a third of a larger group of 173 men questioned in total were said to suffer – than having a little peanut down there. Whatever we have in our pants, there are some of us who will worry and others who won’t (and still others who will agree to let clinicians measure our private parts, but that’s another story).

The study also suggests that the various penile enlargement creams and pills marketed to us via our email accounts would still be a waste of money, even if they worked, if the aim was to make you feel better about yourself.

I don’t think 33% of the men I know are anxious about their packets. I spoke to as many of my friends as I dared (three), but none would admit to penile anxiety.

“It’s actually the one thing about me that is entirely anxiety-free,” said one mate. “Sure, there are dudes out their with bigger penises, but mine is fit for purpose.”

But no-one’s going to admit to having a small one, are they? As the comedian Richard Herring notes, “Is size important? And if not, why are there no two-inch, pencil thin vibrators?”

I am sure readers of Telegraph Men are far too confident to be interested, but just in case … the average size of an American male’s erect penis is 5.6 inches or 14.2 cm, according to a survey of 1,661 men published in the JSM this year.

I know. Tiny, right?

By: Tom Sykes

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